Brothel (Coming Soon)

Coming Soon

It's Coming Soon!! We've painstakingly created an adult playground for couples, men, women and all who dare to change up the routine and experience the growing global trend of insatiable companion dolls. Many of you are thinking about our in-house services, and have been asking the question "how safe is it"? Listen, your health and safety are most important to us, which is why we use a 6-stage cleaning process. Most of our dolls have vaginal tunneling that is removed during the sterilization process and cleaned separately. After washing thoroughly using soap and water, we apply a chemical solution that kills STDs, C-Diff, VRE, COVID-19, Hep A/B/C, HIV, Herpes, etc. We follow up with another soap and water treatment. Then, another chemical treatment, followed by yet another soap and water treatment. We UV light it, then finish with an application of powder. It’ll be CLEAN and smelling goooooooood!

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“If sex is a journey, orgasm is both the purpose and journey’s end”. ~Chloe Thurlow

Because you've requested

More models to choose from

Because we value your business

Extraordinary Experiences

We are hard-pressed to provide you the best experience possible… Short of flying you to the moon. If there is ANY way that we can improve our service, please let us know


Our Core Values

At What Uh Doll, we believe in doing things right…The first time. We get our jollies when you use our dollies.

We are offering 3 tiers of VIP memberships

With ONLY 10 available slots per tier (10 Premium slots, 10 Prime slots, and 5 Elite slots). This membership gives you unlimited hourly access to in-house services when available (doll brothel) with any love doll tier (Premium, Prime and Elite), and up to 6 three hour delivery/rentals a month! An awesome deal!! Much like hotcakes, these thingies are going fisting…Oops, did I say “fisting”? I meant FAST! Be on the lookout for future deals on Groupon, and stay tuned for a significant discount on your oil change with your VIP membership! Because even your car’s engine requires lube. Also, you’ll soon be able to get your very own WhatUhDoll t-shirt! Who can resist a cool t-shirt? GET your WhatUhDoll merch!! I had a female friend who hadn’t experienced an orgasm until she was 36! Fortunately, this situation may be rectified by education. What Uh Doll will proudly offer periodic sex education seminars specifically for women who would like to learn more about unlocking their body’s capability. Unleash the inner you and obtain the “It’s raining orgasms” achievement!

In preparation for our grand opening

We have been coming up with products and scouring merchants to form valuable relationships that not only benefit us but most importantly, our most valuable resource... You.

A doll for every ocassion

With our Elite, Prime, and Premium companions, we offer 3 levels of enjoyment for every budget and taste. The Elite offers top of the line TPE/silicone models which can include companions with AI capabilities. Our Prime dolls are comprised of high-grade materials, outrageous realism, but lack that subtle detail experienced in our Elite models. Our Premium, though very affordable, can deliver intense pleasure, and are on hand (or on all four’s if necessary) to meet the voracious needs of our value-minded patrons. Go NEXT LEVEL, my friend! Because feeling the difference makes all the difference in the world. We encourage you to try them all and see for yourself!